Cammack Goes to Alaska to Learn How to Quit Public Life

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Cammack goes to the great white north where fireweed blooms along the frost heaves.
Insiders are yawning over the latest buzz about Ward Cammack's campaign for governor. It's been on life support for so long, no one really cares anymore if the end is finally near.

Our smug anonymous sources tell us that Cammack hasn't lifted a finger to raise any money since the beginning of June. And now, he has departed on a month-long family vacation to Alaska. Oh well.

He's missing the Davidson County Democratic Party's Honors Dinner Saturday night. He's skipping the Knox County Democratic Party's Truman Dinner Thursday night. He isn't even mentioned in the program.

The word is that he'll drop out of the race when he gets back from Alaska. Whatever. Maybe he's having a sitdown with Sarah Palin. She could give him pointers on quitting.

Update: Cammack can compete in triathlons but he can't raise money.

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