State-Licensed Gunmen Defend Our Freedoms By Opening Fire on a Bike Path

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Shezam! Even Gomer Pyle would never fire his weapon on a bike path.
Here's more proof of just how much safer Tennessee has become since a couple hundred thousand highly trained, law-abiding goobers started obtaining state-issued permits to waltz around with guns on their hips. The latest chapter in their madcap adventures occurred in Knoxville, where innocent bystanders were alarmed to hear a gunshot ring out on a bike path. Police investigated and discovered two armed men, one of them decked out in military style clothing and carrying a fake police badge.

When police appeared, they ran, but the cops caught them. They told police they fired a shot at somebody who tried to rob them the day before. Guess the robber was just hanging around on the bike path for these two brave vigilantes to come back. The guy with the fake badge had a handgun carry permit.

This news comes after gun licensees have been accused of their fourth murder in three months. In Shelby County, Thomas Pate, 26, of Bartlett, was charged with second-degree murder in the shooting death of his wife, Micah, also 26. Two days after this killing, the House took two minutes last night to vote to close handgun permit records to the public. If the National Rifle Association succeeds in sealing these records, you won't read posts like this anymore because we won't know when criminals have permits.

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