What? You Want to Eat Black Beauty?

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Finally there's something Pith and Rep. Frank Niceley (R-Strawberry Plains) can agree upon. The arch-conservative legislator wants to create a law allowing horse meat processing in Tennessee. Prepare for the storm of outrage.

It seems a perfectly natural move. There's an excess of old and otherwise unwanted horses that can't find homes. So why not use them for something productive, like food? Horse meat is eaten elsewhere in the world, and it's also used as animal feed. And we'd just be paying homage to that backbone of the natural world, the food chain.

But the problem is one of sensitivity. While it's okay to eat pork and beef, for some reason Americans have a problem chowing horses. Chalk it up to The Cute Animal Theory: We just can't seem to eat animals that make for pretty and loving pets.

So Niceley has inserted a poison pill in the bill to stave off lawsuits from "some fringe radical animal rights group." We'll let Tom Humphrey of the Knoxville News Sentinel explain:

The measure also declares that anyone who files a lawsuit against establishing a horse processing plant in the state must post a bond with the court equal to 20 percent of the cost of building the plant. If the bond is not filed, the bill calls for automatic dismissal of the lawsuit.

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