Women Defecting En Masse from Obama

An impartial survey, conducted by Marsha Blackburn, shows a mass defection of Democratic women from Barack Obama. That’s right, and she dutifully delivered this news to the media today in a conference call from Denver, where she’s doing her best to annoy everyone in sight this week. The congressman (that’s the honorific she prefers; don’t ask me why) also revealed that she actually knows at least a few “Democrat voters.”
“Let me just give you a couple of examples, anecdotes from women I’ve talked to,” Blackburn says. “Some of my friends who are Democrat voters have expressed concern over the experience angle with Obama. You know, when you have a woman who is like me in her 50s and has had a career and maybe got passed over by the person who was supposed to be the next great thing for the company and then 18 months later he’s gone …”
There was some serious static on the line at this point, and we’re not sure exactly what point Blackburn was about to make, but we’re certain it was a good one.
Otherwise, she said the Democrats are screwing up by spending “a lot of time talking about has-been policy rather than looking forward.” Of course, if they ever do look forward, then it will be revealed that they are big spenders. “But then the question with the American public is going to be, ‘How do you pay for this?’ " That Blackburn, nothing gets past her.
“We are just having a great week here,” she gushes. We’re so glad.




Comments
So McCain can't get Republican votes and now we have two parties trying to get Democratic votes? Cool.
Posted 08/26/2008 at 08:32:46 PM"The congressman (that’s the honorific she prefers; don’t ask me why)"
What the hell is wrong with that Jeff?
Posted 08/30/2008 at 07:09:23 PMShe's a 'Congressman with a womb.' That ought to explain things satisfactorily.