Take My Code-Mandated Use-Points...Please!
In our never-ending quest to enliven your otherwise humdrum lives, Pith presents the comedy stylings of New Wit and Wisdom, "the best collection of humor for the design and construction industry." A sample:
"A developer, Joe, e-mailed, 'Dear Sharon, please forgive me but I am becoming forgetful. I offered you the job last night but I forgot whether you said yes or no.' "
Stop, you're killing me! Have another:
"When I first met the owner’s rep for this national retail chain, he finished a meeting by asking, 'What is on your mind—if you'll forgive the overstatement.' "
Oh, my sides! For maximum effect, keep this close by and hit the red button after every punchline. Learn how it feels to be Slappy White.
Category:
Crazy Crap
Comments
Where has the Instant Rimshot been all my life? I wish I could just carry it around with me. I would enter every room like Bob Hope walking through on The Tonight Show.
Posted 03/17/2008 at 10:42:47 AMWhere has the Instant Rimshot been all Jack Silverman's life? It sounds like he has a burlesque-house pit band set up in his office. "How that elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know." Ba-dum-PAH! "Who called that bastard a piccolo player?" Ba-dum-PAH!
Posted 03/17/2008 at 11:00:55 AM