Coming Unglued on Curtiswood Lane

Posted February 27, 2008 at 12:29:13 PM by Jeff Woods

The overprivileged occupants of Curtiswood Lane, unfamiliar with the sound of the word no, have met their match in Tennessee first lady Andrea Conte, and weird things are happening in the neighborhood as she digs a big hole in the front yard of the governor’s mansion for Conservation Hall. Cats are talking, one neighbor is throwing hissy fits on the street, and another is fretting that Osama bin Laden has placed “Bredesen’s Bunker” on his list of targets.

The unraveling of sanity on Curtiswood Lane is the subject of this story in this week’s Scene. As an added bonus, watch this video from a camera outside the governor’s mansion. The screams you will hear are those of outspoken bunker foe Lorelee Gawaluck.

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George A. Romero said:

That voice sounds familiar....

mortal wombat said:

These people need to get over it.

well smaps said:

LOL.

mortal wombat = best handle on pith in a long time

well smaps said:

oh and watch the second video, too. it's even funnier than the first

Floyd said:

Talk about a rich bitch fit. Somebody needs to get back on her meds, and I mean right now.

fundit said:

Did you hear the train in the background? What's one or two little implosions when you have that sound day and night? How can they stand it?

Woman of Sanity said:

I'm so sure none of the residents on Curtiswood Lane has ever had any construction done on their house, causing a ruckus. I know for a fact that the house directly across the street was bought, leveled, and re-built into a McMansion. I'm sure that was a quiet process.

detectivearbogast said:

Something very Shehanesque in her vocal tone. . .


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