For All You Jobless Hippies: Get Bonnaroo Tix on Layaway 'til Dec. 31
That's right. Now you can buy Bonnaroo tix (lineup coming soon!) on layaway for five easy payments of $50. That's five whole bags of weed, fool. Actually, I don't know what $50 buys you anymore in toke-land--$250 is like the price of my gas bill in February. So skip your gas bill. Or skip rent for a month. Or pawn your guitars. Whatever it takes to guarantee you'll be mud-slidin' and 'shroom-dosin' come June of next year. But act fast: This holiday pre-sale bonanza blitz bop ends Dec. 31. Do it for yourself. Or your friends. Or your country.
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Or, as Cream colleague D. Patrick Rodgers offered (paraphrasing): It's the perfect Christmas gift for someone you're only gonna be with for like a month. You give them the ticket, then break up, and you've only made one payment. Spoken like a true twentysomething bro-dawg who'll be shirtless at Bonnaroo. Get in line, ladies!
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