500 Days of Summer: Watch This Stinker of a Trailer

Yes, yes...I know. It's a slow news day. But my cubicle buddy Caleb showed me this damn thing, and I just couldn't pass it up.

*Smiths reference: check.
*Sex Pistols reference: check.
*Cutsie little dirty "anal" joke: check.
*Total indie-cred passable soundtrack, including Regina Spektor, Black Lips, Feist, Spoon and ironic choices such as Hall & Oates and Patrick Swayze: check.
*Insufferable pillow-talk scenes and insistence that (even though it clearly is) it's not a "love story": check.
*Foul-mouthed, goofy-haired best friend: check.
*Dance sequence featuring a cartoon bird?!?: check.
*Totally abstract, pseudo-meaningful dialogue about, you know, life: check.
*A busload of Zooey Deschanels: double check.

God, it's Garden State all over again. Does anyone else find this vaguely insulting? I anticipate a spike in The Best of the Smiths sales (much like what happened to The Shins after Zach Braff planted his pouty-lipped kiss on the face of cinema for all eternity). It's the type of film that's designed to make people feel smart for having seen Sid and Nancy or knowing who Joy Division are. I really hate for the term "douchebumps" to be used twice on the blog in one day, but this trailer is making it difficult. I guess this is the type of art people make after they get engaged to Ben Gibbard. I still love you, Zooey.

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