DOUCHE!!!!: Kevin Costner to Play 'Opry at the Ryman'
In keeping with the Billy Bob Thornton tradition of actors gone country, Kevin Costner, the auteur of such masterpieces as The Postman and Dances With Wolves, has decided it would be fun to embark on a music career. That journey takes him to the dry land that is The Ryman Auditorium tomorrow night for an Opry performance in which he will play alongside Randy Travis, among others. I haven't heard his stuff yet but I'm hoping there is a ballad about the magic bullet theory somewhere in there. Let's just hope that he isn't doing this as some method acting excercise for the role of Townes Van Zandt in the (hopefully hypothetical) biopic Townes: The Townes Van Zandt Story.
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Wow...ok, nevermind, i take back the anti-douche thing for this one.
Posted 11/07/2008 at 04:42:50 PMDances With Wolfs is not that bad...Check out this joke...Why should Heath Ledger star in the Townes Van Zandt movie instead of Kevin Costner?
Posted 11/07/2008 at 04:43:43 PMUmmm, because they are both dead you betcha...
Posted 11/07/2008 at 05:10:01 PMI won't be fooled by you Palin. Go MILF it up back in Alaska.
Posted 11/07/2008 at 05:40:00 PMTutanka!
Posted 11/09/2008 at 04:11:18 PMWho's the lady from Northern Exposure, the one that played Maggie? You know, she's a Republican? Of the Sarah Palin variety. I didn't. Talkin' all about it on Larry King when we were getting down to the election. What does that have to do with Kevin Costner? Something about John Corbett, I'm sure. It has to do with actor dudes playing songs on the Grand Ole Opry stage. It's like Letterman. Or Leno. Jessica Simpson playing the Opry. Stuff like that. Good business, right? Hell yeah. But I'm sure Randy Travis destroyed him. "Diggin' up bones." No match for whatever Dances With Wolves gots...
Posted 11/09/2008 at 10:00:45 PM