Public Service Announcement: Take the Shuttle. Get Blasted.

Seriously folks, you should really consider taking the Next Big Shuttle Bus around town tonight as you soak your brain in booze and tunes. It's safe, it's free, it's convenient and waaaay better than getting a D.U.I. Plus, they do actually show up every fifteen minutes. Ruthie, the driver that seemed to show up everytime I needed to get somewhere, is totally awesome. Breathalyzer tests—totally not. The shuttle only runs ’til midnight, but there's plenty of cabs and it really doesn't cost much when you split the fare with some friends. I saw a ton of po-po lurking on the fringe of the action as I rode the shuttle last night, just waiting to bust some poor unsuspecting rock fan. Don't be that dude.
Now I'm going to get back to my cubicle and nurse this motherfucker of a hangover....




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