Aquanet the Fury: Yngwie Malmsteen at The Cannery Oct. 29
If you haven't been blinded by the beautiful light of our Pavlovian pro-JEFF propaganda yet, and you ache to hear a musician with "chops" (whatever those are), mark your calendar for The Cannery on Oct. 29. Heavy metal's most famous air-rager and the silliest-named guitarist ever is gonna be strecthin' out that spandex to show all those capris-wearing fucks what's what with what. I bet the members of MEEMAW are scared for their out-of-tune, out-of-key lives.
Tickets go on sale Friday, Sept. 26, $25 in advance, $30 at the door.
Category:
Cream Calendar
Comments
Touch a nerve much Sean? hahaha
While I'm not a fan of Yngwie (boy his parents are stupid to not have named him Ted or Biff or Sean hahaha), I doubt that Meemaw are very scared as it's very popular to suck these days. Ooh, they can't tune, they can't sing, this is so innovative and rebellious!!! OMGZ!!!
Posted 09/19/2008 at 03:18:50 PMAWESOME! Yngwie melts faces. Anyone seen the DVD of him playing with the Japanese Philharmonic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cVIOuvDUGE
Love the get-up, Yngwie!
Posted 09/19/2008 at 04:11:00 PM"I doubt that Meemaw are very scared as it's very popular to suck these days."
Hahahah! Right on, Enraged!
Posted 09/19/2008 at 04:39:55 PMwelcome to bro town.
Posted 09/19/2008 at 05:00:01 PMpropagandhi rules!!
Posted 09/19/2008 at 06:12:35 PMWow!!! I'm not an Yngwie fan, but I WAS starting to wonder if I was the only one who noticed that the more a band sucked, the more popular they became.
Posted 09/20/2008 at 03:01:12 PMget with the program:
suck is the new shred.
Posted 09/20/2008 at 04:27:26 PMWow! If that's true, you're the new black, Casio.
Posted 09/21/2008 at 02:17:56 AMThis website becomes less a music blog and more a bulletin board for the least witty people in Nashville every day.
Posted 09/21/2008 at 08:34:36 AM"Wow!!! I'm not an Yngwie fan, but I WAS starting to wonder if I was the only one who noticed that the more a band sucked, the more popular they became."
Yeah I'm not an Yngwie fan either,but find it hilarious that these blog writers have to constantly put down muscians that can actually play their instruments.What the fuck is the Scene thinking hiring a bunch of writers that so blatantly push the same musical agenda.Keep up the work you Jackasses,we need some more entertainment!
Malina you must be talking about yourself huh?
Posted 09/21/2008 at 02:45:36 PMcase in point.
that was one notch shy of "i know you are, but what am i?"
Posted 09/22/2008 at 10:55:28 AMyou must be some lonely bitch with 10 cats that missed sewing your wild oats.Get a hobby Malina!
Posted 09/22/2008 at 11:06:56 AMYou shouldn't try sewing wild oats. It's pretty much impossible.
Posted 09/22/2008 at 11:15:59 AMYngwie is a hack, and that video of him with the orchestra proves it. If someone could produce diarrhea that could scream "LOOK AT ME!!" in a loud obnoxious voice, and then pour the screaming diarrhea all over an orchestra, it would result in that piece. BUT OMG HE SURE CAN PLAY SCALES FAST!
Posted 09/22/2008 at 11:31:42 PMscreaming diarrhea...i think i've had that...i think it was the judge bean's.
Posted 09/23/2008 at 09:21:04 AM"Yngwie is a hack"
Yeah Jay,Yngwie is a hack and your in a Fugazi cover band,or is that your own style.
Posted 09/23/2008 at 12:44:38 PMScreaming Diarrhea! I saw them open for Descendents. And Yngwie sucks.
Posted 09/23/2008 at 02:53:25 PMWe wrote a new song called Screaming Diarrhea where we tune for 3 minutes. It will be on a JEFF split.
Posted 10/02/2008 at 11:12:42 AMIf it takes you guys three minutes to tune then why can't you get the tuning right?Here's a tip "Meemaw",change the name of the band to "Screaming Diarrhea",that's a more accurate description of your music.
Posted 10/02/2008 at 01:33:19 PM