MANRS 7: That Essence Rare
What's the most important thing that makes an awesome rock song awesome?
10. THE HOOK!
9. Boobs
8. it lets you know where it's going, it gets there, you get off and it's over.
7. its ability to melt faces and get asses moving, no hippy bullshit though
6. loudness/awesomeness/makes clothing disappear
5. whether or not it makes me want to lasso a school of tiger sharks to pull my underwater chariot, and charge headlong into the depths of the mariana trench, where I shall fight to save the beautiful mermaids from the clutches of evil mutant christian fish
4. letting it all hang out. yes, including your penis and/or vagina.
3. Balls. Big ones. Two of them. (Figurative balls).
2. who wants to get pizza after the show?
1. no one is wearing a clever hat while playing it
Comments
Are these posts supposed to be funny?
Posted 08/22/2008 at 07:04:16 AMIf only there were more boobs in rock songs.
Posted 08/22/2008 at 10:45:42 AMThere are lot of boobs in rock bands.
Posted 08/22/2008 at 11:12:59 AMI'm supposed to let my VAGINA hang out? I think when that happens, it's considered a health issue.
Posted 08/24/2008 at 06:30:32 PM