Thanks for voting mom!

Well you don't call, you don't write, I figured this was a way I might get you to respond! But don't worry about me, I'm doing OK, not that you asked. And what's with all these meshuggenah band names? The Sleep Study? Shoot the Mountain? Now, the Raconteurs, that's not bad. Sounds like what your Uncle Maury would name his band...you know he tells a great story. And Red Sea Pedestrians? There's a name I can appreciate. Did I ever tell you that your great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle Jehoshaphath actually crossed the Red Sea with Moses? Did you get the cookies I sent? You sound thin.

that's some good shit.

After looking at that pie chart I finally understand why everybody who comments on this blog is such an asshole.

I never seen someone anonymously call himself an asshole. Amazing.

i'm calling my next band 'pea green majority'.

Malina you know it's true.

even if it was only one person, thank you to whoever said the kindergarten circus was you favorite local band. i did not expect to be on that list AT ALL.

It's an honor just to be mentioned in the same breath as Vince Gill.

Isn't Wax Fang from Louisville?

...Magic Wands??

Where's JEFF on that list? De Novo Dahl? BYOP?

At the risk of appearing like I'm pointing out the obvious, it looks like NO ONE VOTED FOR THEM.

it's a list on the Cream, therefore JEFF should be on it.

Well then, it appears they are failing at their alleged local rock homerism.

hey hey dumbass,

when you say "it appears they are failing at their alleged local rock homerism." who do you mean by "they"?

i guess people were too busy voting for "Heypenny" or "the Carter Administration"

hey dung-ar,

I mean the Cream when I say "they." The comment "it's a list on the Cream" seems to imply that JEFF, DND, or BYOP would automatically be included on any list the Cream comes up with. Too complicated?

the Cream didn't come up with the list. it was people who filled out the survey. too fuckin complicated for you?

Maybe they're(meaning the cream)finally figuring out that 15 year olds don't read this blog and they took those bands off the list.

Christ, of course the Cream didn't come up with the list, it was a reader poll. Can you read?

listen.

you said: "they are failing at their alleged local rock homerism"

i asked who you meant by "they."

you said, "i mean the Cream."

the Cream did not come up with the list. (we both agree!)

so, how can the Cream be "failing" at anything by not including such-and-such band on a list that they didn't make? they can't.

see, dumbass, it's not hard if you think before you type.

your friend,
dengar
former 15 year old

oh my god dude you are so right.

are you dorks finished?

someone voted for the shazam.

And the 8th Grade. Must've been that dude from the 8th Grade's mom.

Where it says "others" on the chart it should say "JEFF".

Jeff didn't even make the others list dude, that should tell you how out of touch you are.

well "dude", I know that when I've gone to see a bunch of the other bands on that list, the place was mostly empty and not even the bartender was paying attention (sorry other bands.) When I go see JEFF, people are there and they're right up front ROCKING OUT. So Fuck you.

yeah I guess a bunch of 15 year olds running into each other and the band makes the band cool.You didn't even vote either because Jeff isn't on the list so FUCK YOU you fucking idiot!!!

settle it on the playground after school lets out, not on a message board, bitches.