Dear Hot Chicks...

Posted July 09, 2008 at 10:48:17 AM by Seth Graves

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If you thought Murfreesboro's Feable Weiner had either broken up, fizzled out or died a slow and quiet death in relative obscurity, you were only partially right. Feable Weiner is in fact done for, but as the poppy hucksters made it known via MySpace bulletin yesterday, the band is still here. They'd just rather be called something else now.

What was to be FW's second album, 2FN HOT—recorded in Los Angeles with former Spongebather and Beck sideman Matt Mahaffey—is finally being released as Mondo Primo's debut. The record comes out Aug. 19 on Doghouse Records/Heinous Records via ADA/Warner Music Group distribution. Rivaling the nifty Trapper Keeper packaging of the FW CD, this one is equipped with anaglyphic comic-book 3D artwork and complimentary 3D glasses.

You can check out the new jams as well as the new artwork on the band's MySpace page.

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Joe Baine said:

Thanks Christ. That was a horrible name.

HighonLife said:

they should've just went with Mondo Weiner.

Mark said:

Maybe the name was derived from the ability of their own weiners?

Brian said:

I love the new name. It's perfect. Looking forward to hearing the new album.

Bawston Sean said:

They could have gone with American Weiner

Chet said:

How about Kings of Weiner...

Larry said:

The Pink Weiners?

ellisintransit said:

Ooohh...me too.....Be Your Own Weiner!

Mark D said:

The Alcohol Weiner Band.

Joe Baine said:

Ooh.. what fun!

Weiners Con Queso
Ole Mossy Weiner (or Ole Weiner Face)
Goodmorning Powerweiner
Disapointed by Weiners
The Alcohol Stuntweiner


Hey is that Nick Sla... I mean Spoltori? What happened to Jefferson Horn?

Steve said:

Jeff Horne left the band a long time ago. I hear they are planning a big tour this fall as well.

Anna said:

Don't forget De Novo Weiner,ha ha ha!

Anonymous said:

All the kiddie bands in Nashville should join forces and be called "Be Your Own Pink De Novo Weiner Spider".

Tad said:

This stuff sounds f'in horrible, and horribly dated already. I think I might rather suffer through the Pink Spiders than this tripe.

A name change apparently has not removed this band from the suck!

Doyle said:

No Ghostweiner yet??

Tracy said:

or How I Became the Weiner?

Zach said:

I give it a no.

Yeah said:

Yeah even if you start calling "crap" by another name you don't change the fact that it is still crap.

HighonWeiner said:

Dave Cloud and the Weiner of Power.

Bawston Sean said:

Weiner The Relatives
Paper Weiner
Weiner Lucky
All We Weiners
The Good Gospel Weiner
Weinerphonic
Weiner Up!
The Weiner Administration
Zombie Weiner Patrol
The Magic Weiners
Weiner Billy Casino
The Legendary Weiner Shakers

Did I miss any body?

Tracy said:

Weiner Hall, TN

Bawston Sean said:

Damn, how did I forget that one?!

Pancho said:

Jack Weinerman Ordeal
The Weinertoid

cody said:

destroy weiner destroy?

cody said:

velcro weiners

Doyle said:

Les Honkies More Weiners
The Branded Weiners
Space Weiner
JetWeiner UK (oops...I mean the Nobility)

JB said:

They should call it Mondo Sucko instead.

Doyle said:

How pathetic is it that I'm pondering the lack of success and obscurity of my own band because our name hasn't been turned into a weiner name by anyone. We suck.

Tracy said:

Oh shit, I got it:

Losers Beat Weiners

Bawston Sean said:

We can't forget the punk rock underground:

Fist Of The North Weiner
The Weiner Ons
Weiner Lucky
aka:Weiner
Totally Weiner
Creeping Weiners
Off Duty Weiners
Cowboy Dyna-Weiner


Jack said:

Pancho, why I oughtta....

...congratulate you. Touché, on a truly sublime band name

Doyle said:

Or the solo artists:

Jeremy Weiner
Caitlin Weiner
Weiner Hoge
Weiner Bare Jr.
Justin Townes Weiner
Jack Weiner
Michael W. (W is for Weiner) Smith

Steve H. said:

Weinerchapel
Weiner Weinernova
Tim Chad and Weiner
Trampweiners
Cage the Weiner
Turbo Weiners
Ascent of Weiner
Bent Weiner
Cake Bake Weiner
Weinerz

JB said:

You forgot Casio Weinernova and the Turbo Weiners?

HighonLife said:

Altered Weinermen. Weinerchop. Six Weiner Lullaby. Z-20-Weiner. Ok, maybe not the last one.

x on the flex said:

Weiner Weiner Weiner (formerly Falls City Weiners)

cody said:

Eureka Weiner


Steve H. said:

Hands Down Weiner
Hands Off Weiner

Zach said:

Thanks for that one Sean.

Weinerchop
Altered Weiners
Weiners Down Eugene(Hands Down Weiners)
Lone Weiners
Turboweiners
Cuttleweiner
Hammerweiner
Silver Weiners
Gawd, I'm bored.

zesty said:

FeableVaughn

Am I doing it right?

Zach said:

You guys are too fast.

Pancho said:

and my dear friends
Charlie Degenweiner
Shawn Weiner-Byrne (playing tonight at the 12 South Tap Weiner...or is it The Weiner Room?)


Zach said:

Sorry guys.

Happy Birthday Weiner
Weinerslinger
Umbrella Weiner
Parachute Weiner
Darla Weiner
Vermicious Weiners

Bawston Sean said:

Plus:

The Weiner Stripes
The Raconweiners
Weiner Fang
The Protoweiners
hotweiners
Pico Vs Island Weiners
Tommy & The Weiner
Weiner-beam
Courtney Tidweiner
Most Amazing Century of Weiners
Big Weiner
Bad Weiner
Imiginary Baseball Weiner
Heyweiner
Weiner Andrews
Jared Micah & Weiners
The Weinercoats
Weiner Jews
Weiner Nelson
Tom T Weiner

Jesse said:

this must be the best post I have seen here in a long (weiner) time.

Zach said:

So the average Nashville Weiner reader is like 7 years old?

Jesse said:

What about:

Bare Weiner (Bare Jr.) or Weiner Jr.
Danger Weiner (danger bear)

Jesse said:

Weinerload (Powerload)

Highon5thGrade said:

Weiner Cannon. or Party Weiner. can't decide.
Stone Jack Weiner.
Poet Named Weiner.
The Young Weiners.
Weinarry? (a la Glossary?)

makes you kind of wonder if they'd been called Feable Vagina how different this would all be...

Bawston Sean said:

Those Weiners
Pale Blue Weiners
Kill The Weiner
Creech Weiner
The Incredible Weiner Machine
Velcro Weiners
Glossaweiner
We Were The Weiners
Cuttleweiner

Mark P. said:

Jeez Tracy, I was wondering when you were going to get to us. Losers DO beat weiners! That's why it's so funny!

You love me and it's cute.

Lee said:

Weiner & The Scorchers

ryan said:

Tracy wins, we should have quit after that. But, in the spirt of this....

Old school:
Royal Court of Weiners
Jason and the Weiners
Weinercraft
Clockweiner
The White Weiners
Weiner Virus
The Fun Girls From Mt. Weiner

Zach said:

Damn, I was banking on Weinerslinger.

Damnit Zach said:

Ok this is it,
Weiner Mountain Boys
Black Diamond Weiners
SJ and the Weiners
and just to step outside Nashville....
Weiner Parade
Clap Your Hands Say Weiner!
Weiner Collective
Weiner Eyes
Fleet Weiners
Band of Weiners
My Morning Weiner
Holy Weiner
Weiner Buttons
W.I.A
Weiner Tang Clan
Black Weiners
Weinerfone
Thee Silver Mount Weiner
Godspeed You Black Weiner
Do Make Say Weiner
Weiner Talk
Page Weiner
Magnolia Weiner Company
Songs:Weiner
Boards of Weiner
Aphex Weiner
Yo La Weiner
Broken Weiner Scene
French Weiners
Frightened Weiner
Modest Weiner
Weniervil River
Shearweiner
Weiner Bird
Dirty Weiners
Grizzly Weiner

I'm out....


feableweiner said:

Weiner Jews definitely wins.

sara k said:

This is the longest Cream post ever without a shot at JEFF The Weiner.
I like Meemaw too but they don't have room for a weiner in their name.

gus said:

JENSEN SPORTWEINER FOOLS!

Jesse said:

Weiner Rider (snake rider)
lonely Weiners (lonely hearts)

Sam said:

Weiners on Weiners
Imagine Weiners
Colossal Weiner
Lazer and the Noncommissioned Weiners
Dawson Wells Some Hot Weiners and Bob

jaSON said:

while i think Michael (W. is for Weiner) Smith is one of the best things ever posted, i will add one more with a CCM slant -

Sixpence None the Weiner

now I'm off to Vacation Bible Weiner...

jimmy said:

wouldn't it be JEFF the Weinerhood?

MBH said:

Or the legendary studio Lake Weiner Productions

Matt S. said:

The Cripple Weiners
Skyweiner (or Weinerblazers)
Weiners that Live

Rod said:

So this band is playing and putting out the same music under another name.Yeah thats pretty lamo.

HAHAHA said:

High on Wiener

casio said:

Rod. i think what you meant to say was that's MONDO lamo.

oh, and Save Macaulay the Weiner

Steve said:

Joe Mark's Weiner
Lifeweiner
Rich Creamy Weiner
Fluid Weiners
Hot New Weiners

Bawston Sean said:

Don't Forget the platter pushers:

DJ Weiner-it The Instagator
Kidsweiner
Coolweiner
Weiner-Funk
Mindweiner
DJ Weinercut

or the rappers:

Young Weiner
All-Weiner$
Weinerboy
Count Bass Weiner
Just Weiner
Lil Weiner
Weinerstak

Steve H. said:

Her Weiner Was So Silent
Atomic Weiner
Forget Weiners
Elizabeth WEINER

(Hope Beth and Doni are OK.)

Mammoth said:

Most Amazing Weiner of Science
or
Most Amazing Century of Weiner
Bumbleweiner
Weiner Brother
Weiner Nurse
or
Big Weiner
Surprise Weiner Surprise
A Day in the Life of a Weiner
The Weiner Hoop Crew
German Weiner
or
Weiner Castro
Cool Weiner Luke
Wifeweiner
or
Weinerbeater
Funweiner
or
Weinerstix
Weiner Town
Crucial Weiner Bait
Laser Weiner
or
Weiner Slut
The Rooseweiners
WEINER!!1
Weiner Cycle
Weiners on Weiners

ok im reaching here...

Josh said:

Is this name stuff not getting old to you people,and is this band so out of touch that they think a name change will solve the problem of them riding the coat-tails of blink182???

Bawston Sean said:

This name stuff will never get old, WeinerJosh.

Steve H. said:

I see your point, Josh.

Oh, and German Weiner, Weiner Bebos, Night Shift Weiners, The Weiner Blossoms, Heathern Weiners.

sue said:

Spring Hill Weiner Party might be up for grabs...

Josh said:

Bawston Sean If you don't watch out I'm gonna call your mom and tell her that your on the computer instead of doing your chores.

HighonLife said:

anybody go to Ween...er?

Anna said:

Just listened to the music and its the same awful stuff?They should just keep the feable weiner name or call themselves impudent weiner.

Mammoth said:

Ok, ok.. enough of this talk about how bad the music is. I was a fan back in the day and I am still a fan of the music. Its great sugary pop music. Yes, it is the same.. but i like the same.

Just thought id give one positive response to the music.. also, the new name is a great change.

one last thing:
BAWSTON WEINER!!1

Josh said:

Hey Mammoth who let you out,why don't you get back in your gimp box and put the choke ball back in your mouth.If you think this music is good you got some serious soul searching to do?

Bawston Sean said:

Mammoth will crush you, WeinerJosh.

(and yes, Weiner Curtis, I am ignoring your link)

Zach said:

Yes, the music does suck weiner.

Bawston Sean said:

They should name their album "Weiner At The Gates Of Dawn"

Josh said:

Hey Bawston Shawn,this isn't an episode of spongebob,speaking of that,aren't you and Mammoth missing that right now.Maybe you and Mammoth could turn Feable Weiner music on and watch it if your Ma will let you double up like that?

Bawston Sean said:

Huh? That was the stupidest shit I've read all day, Josh.

wes said:

josh: thanks for ruining what was mostly a fun and funny post. stick a wiener somewhere.

Bawston Sean said:

This one's for Wes:

Weiner of Ellis
Weiner Binge and the Fork Hunts
Flock of Weiners
Eric "Henry Weiners" Johnson

Doyle said:

Qu(Weiner)s of the Stone Age
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Weiners

Darrin said:

Dear god make it stop!!!

HighonLife said:

Weiner Street. Darrin, it never stops.

Bawston Sean said:

Don't forget Music Row:

Weiner Antebellum
Rascal Weiner
Keith Weiner (and his daughter Sunday Weiner)
Montgomery Weiner
Weiner Swift
Weiner Paycheck
Weiner Williams
Weiner Williams Jr.
Weiner Williams III
Dolly Weiner
and
Weiner Jones

Josh said:

You gimps need new hobbies,maybe take up basket weaving?

Steve said:

This thread is indicative of exactly what these guys are trying to do- make everything fun again. I'm not saying it's some sort of revolution, but I've been friends with these guys for years and will stick up for them. The thing about them is that you can't take it too seriously. They'll be the first to tell you they don't even take themselves seriously. It's just meant to be pure, mindless fun. I must say that idea is somewhat refreshing in a sea of serious, brainy indie rock. Not that that's bad, but take a break and just have fun every now and then. It's like watching a mindless comedy movie full of dick and fart jokes vs. watching serious drama film.

smith said:

anyone ever played smith's olde bar in ATL? this reminds me of whats graffitied on the walls of the backstage...except replace weiner with poop.

simple mike said:

Exclusive bands I've been in edition!

Weiner Casualty Group
Shakedown Weiner
Anti-Weiner Underground
Weiner of Accuracy
Weinertown Hospital

Also, damn, 13 post before the first troll? Where are all the haters?

x on the flex said:

Replacing a weiner with poop is never a good idea.

So.

Fair Weiner
Sincerity Weiner
Magnet Weiner
Kill Weiner Hills
Against Weiner!

Mammoth said:

Weiner Dick
Weinertropolis
Weiner Murphy
Weinersaurus
Brown Weiner
The Punk Rock Weiner Band
Boo Boo Weiner


also, questioning my musical taste isnt a real bright idea. ive got the balls to admit to enjoying Justin Weinerlake on occasion. AND i own Spice World... or Weiner World if you will.

dongs said:

this club called the webster underground in hartford, ct has a gigantic drawing of a weiner rock concert on one of its walls backstage. the band and their audience (of around 100) are all weiners. the guitars, microphones, even the drummer's sticks are made out of weiners. it takes up the entire wall. this was pre-"superbad," too.

by "weiner," I mean "penis."


J.K. said:

12v Negative Weiner
Scatter the Weiners
Sub-Weiner
Community Weiner
Weiner Deep
Wantasy Feiner
The Cripple Weiners
WEINERWAW

hatertroll said:

We're all still here mike,lurking in the shadows and waiting for your band to put on costumes and start writing and performing jingles for kids so we can talk smack about you.

Josh said:

"also, questioning my musical taste isnt a real bright idea. ive got the balls to admit to enjoying Justin Weinerlake on occasion. AND i own Spice World... or Weiner World if you will."
Ha Ha Ha!!!Your awesome Mammoth,that gives some insight on your lame ass posts!!

jimmy said:

appetite for weiner
weiner for destruction

Josh said:

How about"Jimmy eat Weiner".

Les said:

2FNhot=Mondo Primo Shito!

jimmy said:

when did nick "slack" join? Mondo weiner

Anonymous said:

Hey Jimmy, they are calling it "Jimmy eat Weiner" now dude,not Mondo Weiner.They're gonna have you on the album cover.

hatertroll said:

Yeah it would have a pic of Jimmy on it eating Matt Friction's weiner since Jimmy loves Matt so much,ha ha!!

Joey K. said:

Who Hit Weiner?
Weiner Flamingo
The 8th Weiner
Dr. Weiner
Butt Weiner
The Legal Weiners
Hurts to Weiner
The Bubblegum Weiner
Sad Weiner
The Fuckin' Weiners
The Weiner Four

feableweiner said:

WOW, the votes are in and...


"Kill Weiner Hills" is the ultimate weiner!


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