Holy F--k! AutoVaughn Are Playing Rachael Ray's SXSW Party!
That's right, local alt-rockers AutoVaughn and nominees for the "greatest band name ever," Holy Fuck, are playing the indie-licious SXSW throwdown hosted by Rachael Ray! Whose spoon did they have to lick to get that gig?!? As an ex-line cook, day-time talk enthusiast and red-blooded American male, I have to say that I am damn, damn jealous. There are so many bad food/sex puns running around in my head that I can barely see straight.
On a somewhat related note, do you think she'll bring meatloaf patties with bacon gravy and peas to the green room? That would be so much cooler than cheap pizza and cheez-in-a-can. Mmmm, bacon gravy....
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ok first off, that may be rachel rays face, but that IS NOT her body... i mean, the gal is a bit chunky.
And if i had any misgivings about not going to sxsw, there are over now.
I don't even want to be in the same city as that woman! I really just can't stand the sight of her, or even her very very very very very VERY annoying voice! ( and lets not even get into her boring recipes)
Posted 02/28/2008 at 02:14:58 PMnow, if it were alton brown hosting a party, i would be there!
ooo or anthony bourdain!
Holy Fuck don't sound quite tuff enough to be called Holy Fuck.
Posted 02/28/2008 at 02:19:37 PMAlton Brown is the man. Also, Tyler Florence in his pre-Applebee's, Food 911 days—HOT!
Posted 02/28/2008 at 02:21:00 PMlet's see....being near rachel ray or having to listen to autovaughn with rachel ray in the room...
i choose death.
Posted 02/28/2008 at 02:30:59 PMcall me when when padma lakshmi hosts a SXSW party.
seriously. please call me.
Posted 02/28/2008 at 04:02:14 PMat least you can count on me being at this party.
Posted 02/28/2008 at 04:13:23 PMyou're not going to sxsw?
Posted 02/28/2008 at 04:19:07 PMAnthony Bourdain is the man. Hey Sean, HE never quit smoking.
Posted 02/28/2008 at 05:26:10 PMActually he did... have you not seen the new season of no reservations?
Posted 02/29/2008 at 12:28:45 AMThat may not be her body, but those are most certainly her man-hands.
Posted 02/29/2008 at 12:22:01 PMno, at least you can count on ME being at this party.
and i'll be bringing with the most annoying catchphrases on earth and some ritz crackers.
Posted 02/29/2008 at 01:38:22 PMoh sorry. i guess the usual tex/mex/bbq sxsw food is SO amazing. my mistake...
autovaughn has a new music video on their myspace. it's weird.
Posted 02/29/2008 at 02:10:36 PMYou think Rachael will slather the AutoVaughn kids in EVOO after the showcase?
Posted 02/29/2008 at 05:40:36 PMShe'll give them the Food Network love they deserve I'm sure.
Posted 02/29/2008 at 06:22:38 PMGiada is gorgeous. Also, the Naked Chef has an awesome show.
Posted 03/01/2008 at 12:33:51 PMAnd finally, Rachel Ray at SXSW is just weird.
Definitley strange! But cool that another great nashville band is breaking out. Nashville taking over ya'll.
Posted 03/01/2008 at 02:45:53 PMNo one mentioned tex mex being good.
Rachel Ray can cook some things, but so can a lot of people. Pick one of them to host 37 shows. Someone who isn't so annoying. I just don't understand why.
Posted 03/02/2008 at 11:25:50 PMare you fing kidding me? this in itself should discount sxsw.
Posted 03/04/2008 at 12:01:27 AMHey folks. AutoVaughn just uploaded 3 new tracks on myspace if you want to hear the first NEW music since 2006. "Inertia", "The Cycles" and "Missing Something" are all streaming.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:21:36 AM