What the fuck is this?

It's the Summer of Dreamz, 2007—don't fight it.

it's what you make it!

I won't fight it....after I can have a little bit of what you guys are smoking!

boring.

this post is weaving my dreamz.

What they didn't tell you: it's followed by the Fall of Nightmarez.

yep!!!

And, it's really a pyramid scheme.

A pyramid scheme of dreamz!

And then the "Winter of Discontent" of course, and possibly the "Springtime of Our Lives"

i'm backing "winter of discontent"

So, has NashvilleCream gone Scientologist?

I'm in for "Springtime of Our Lives"

refresh the blog.

No, it's "Sunshine of Your Love" by none other than Cream, dudez.

Hippiez...

If my dreamz don't come true by Labor Day - can I sue for false advertising?

ps. the Northern Hemisphere isn't any closer to the sun during the summer than the rest of the year. Its the earth's tilt that causes the seasons, not the hemispheres distance from the sun.

hmmm well things like "facts" don't really enter into the summer of dreamz because they are usually based on "reality"

Did you know the earth is actually closer to the sun during the winter months? That's a fact the southern hemisphere knows, but we don't care 'bout them.

My dreamz involve a solar system bending to my will and the sun being the best star to make a wish on!!

What are YOUR dreamz?

This guy knows about the summer of dreamz.

corey haim's summer of dreamz 1988

"I think maybe ten years from now I'm hopefully gonna be in Tahiti or something kicking back in like my huge mansion, if everything goes right.... it's all up to me. Um, just watching the dolpins, and the porpoises,and the sharks and the little seahorses... and all that fun stuff go by in a whole different country.. while things are happening back here." -Corey Haim

my dreamz are to never feel bad or sad about anything at all ever ever ever again. and rainbows! and lollipops! and kitties!

I like to spend my summers sitting in the middle of a circle of 16 air conditioners and never ever going outside.

That doesn't count!

Dream Nazi!

aye

im in ur dreamz,
ridin ur unicorn

lolkitty ftw!

oh, and ditto on the 16 AC units. I'd keep my place @ 68 and never leave the house if I wouldn't go broke doing it...

This site has been reduced to a breeding ground of the inside jokes of a few people. How sad. And last time I checked, this was the summer of the 99 cent rootbeer float at sonic. Now THAT'S a dream.

the whole "z" in place of "s" thing was funny 6 months ago, but not so much anymore. my dreamz is that all the rest of you cream dreamzsters will finally get together and jerk each other off, have a hip sexy photoshoot, and then write a blog about it and get it over with. pleaze?

OH SNAP

p. rulez, that iz my dreamz!

finally, some real backlash. i figured the unicorn and the idea of having a fun summer would send some people over the edge!

My dream is for Uptown and Dancin' to come back, all the condos get scooped up and put down in McMinnville, and 3 Crow to devolve back in to Slowbar.

Hey haters, this is Nashville - nothing is cool here til a minimum of six months after it hits everywhere else. And sure, we like an inside joke as much as the next hipster, but we have dreamz too, just like you! Don't fight it - just feel it!

No backlash here. I just think the whole "Borat" sarcastic style of humor is pretty old.
Remember, inside jokes are funny and awesome when they are kept that way. Otherwise, you just look ridiculous.

On that note, isn't there any more Jack White news?

Thanks Dad.

....Oh, and if any of you "dreamerz" don't write up a thing about the Long Players performing Ziggy Stardust this friday night, I'll take you off my bookmark list!

let's all try to stay grounded in reality here. and get a job. get health insurance. work hard. be a man. care about what people think of you. don't get too crazy. stay home, where it's safe. spend wisely. do the speed limit. brush your teeth. keep your worldview limited. don't pet stray dogs. don't talk to strangers ever. don't meet new people. think about this could your affect your children. think about who's kid you are. think about what to have for dinner. eat american cuisine exclusively. kill all dreamz everywhere.

....Oh, and if any of you "dreamerz" don't write up a thing about the Long Players performing Ziggy Stardust this friday night, I'll take you off my bookmark list!

I love a good threat.

Seriously, uh, it's a post about having a summer of dreamz. It could just as easily appear on my grandmother's blog, and yet, because it shows up here, you assume all sorts of weird, ridiculous post-ironic connotations. It's the Summer of Dreamz. It's real; it's not a joke. We all have dreamz, and we want to make them real.

"Thanks Dad" ----- That is some priceless chris slack stuff right there!

Thanks Dad!

a patient, better driver,
a safe car,
baby smiling in the back seat,
sleeping well,
no bad dreamz,
no paranoia,
considerate of all animals,
never washing spiders down the plughole,
keeping in contact with old friends,
enjoying a drink now and then,
fitter, happier, more productive

Damn....Money! My new nickname for you is Money. Embrace it, this is the summer of "Money".

Here's your cue. Drumroll....

Thats not a vocoder in Fitter Happier. Its a computer speach program like Stephen Hawking uses.

God damn, that voice is creepy. But awesome nonetheless.

Thanks Dad!

I think it's only fair to offer vegans a Summer of Rice Dreamz option.

feel it, don't fight it! summer of dreamz

This shit is lame.

no no, this is lame.

everything is lame. nothing is cool. unless i say it is.