I Saw You Doing Something Somewhere Around Here and You Are Kinda Famous

After checking out another local publication's "You Were Spotted" column at lunch, I realized how much crazy gossip we get here at the Scene every single day. Of course, we can't print all of it, but I thought I'd offer up just a slice of things we heard and saw in the last week. Of course, most of these tidbits are "unconfirmed," but then again, rumors are rumors!
A smiling Jack White having trouble entering his Platinum wash code at the Shell station in Brentwood!
Autovaughn singer Darren "Delorean" Potuck freeloading in a pool at Royal Oaks apartments!
Keith Urban and his 'lil poo snack Nicole Kidman at Wild Oats dissing a salad bar ravaged by the lunch crowd!
Jon Burr of How I Became the Bomb taking $20 out of an ATM in East Nashville and wearing a hat!
Caleb Followill of Kings of Leon leaving the bathroom at Layla Rul!
Neil from Bang Bang Bang picking up a check at Blackstone Brewery!
Warner Chappell's Dale Bobo scoring a big bag of pretzels at Virginia's Market on Music Row!
Autovaughn bass player Drew "Drogul" Wilson leaving the band!
Mike Grimes clutching a 3-pack of Hanes tube socks outside the new Target on Charlotte Pike!
A dressed-up Heather Byrd dirty dancing at Some Kind of Weird Pink Breakfast Candles!
Bruce Fitzpatrick laughing as a car got towed outside The End last Friday!
David Dewese peeling out of the downtown Post Office in the heat of a vendetta!
Falls City Angels writing "Fuck Falls City Angels!" on their MySpace page in order to start a rivalry with themselves!
A denim-clad Zigs from the Buzz wandering around Bellevue Mall with an unidentified man!
A non-headbanded Ritchie from Ghostfinger finishing off a cheeseburger at Checkers in Murfreesboro!
A road-weary My Chemical Romance at Sally in Franklin stocking up on hair dye!
Jon Bon Jovi ordering a toasted B.M.T. with no lettuce at Subway on 4th Ave.!
Matt Moody of Hands Down Eugene playing at Cadillac Ranch!
Jonathan Flax xeroxing copies of his resume at Kinkos late Wednesday night!
Paul of Cantasy Famp cruising for babes on his motorcycle through Hillsboro Village!
Meg White speeding in a Dodge Ram down West End with Bill Hall!
A frazzled Steven Tyler eyeballin' hot tubs at Watson's in Hickory Hollow!
Oprah spotted on TV around 4pm!
Sean from the Nobility (formerly Jetpack UK) snaggin' a cone at Baskin Robbins!
Me spotted writing this retarded post!




Comments
That was great! Especially the part about Zigz!
Posted 05/04/2007 at 03:13:21 PMhahahahahahahaha! I love it! And just for the record, I was not dirty dancing. I was simply "feeling the music."
Posted 05/04/2007 at 03:18:41 PMYou made that up about Oprah.
Posted 05/04/2007 at 04:07:03 PMShe speaks!
Posted 05/04/2007 at 04:13:29 PMIs Jetpack UK really changing their name to The Nobility? I know they said they were at the Comfies/Autovaughn show but I was hoping that it was just a cruel joke.
Posted 05/04/2007 at 04:39:02 PMJohn Bruton, juggling two of his girlfriends at Mercy!
Posted 05/04/2007 at 04:46:23 PMAs a promoter it is my job to book bands, to pay the bands and to hopefully get paid myself (which doesn't always happen).
Posted 05/04/2007 at 04:56:29 PMMurfreesboro in general is not a convenient place to book shows. To be quite honest, Wal $treet offers nothing except a frat-haven, the boro is a sports bar that doesn't even provide a p.a. and bluesboro is larger gaudier version of Wal $treet.
Casa Burrito and Temptation Club were both gems for the community. Hosting above average shows for our very decent music scene.
Casa Burrito didn't lose its license for selling alcohol due to the citations. They were selling alcohol under someone else's ABC permit (which in case you didn't know is illegal). I decided to stop booking shows there because of how unstable the business was becoming, my personal relationship with the new mgmt and because of thier inability to control underage drinking. If I were trying to exploit the business, no one would have been carded and I would have left it completely up to the bartenders. It is easy to cast blame on someone who sticks their neck out and takes risk. But when you start running your mouths about things that you know nothing about, you only make yourself seem more ignorant than you obviously already are.
Sweetwater will do for the time being. If you want to help murfreesboro's music stop bitching and go to the shows.
I love this place and I want to see a proper venue up and running. DIY is great, but our scene will keep riding this unfortunate roller-coaster unless a venue that is more stable is opened.
why did it take so long for me to hear about myself getting bashed on nashville cream?
btw. thanks for sticking up for me.
huh?
Posted 05/04/2007 at 05:05:43 PMIn reference to this.
Posted 05/04/2007 at 05:07:45 PMThis post is SOOOOO Nemsisboy.
Posted 05/04/2007 at 08:12:08 PMJohn Bruton walking down West End with a girl!
Posted 05/04/2007 at 08:21:02 PMThe singer guy from Born Empty walking down 21st, also with a girl!
Jay Phillips from Apollo Up! getting his hair cut in my dining room!
Todd Kemp from the Carter Administration getting his hair cut in my dining room!
Doug Lehman from the Clutters getting his hair cut in my dining room!
Mike from Apollo Up getting his hair cut in my dining room, and then sleeping with my wife! GAH GAH GAH!
I remember the Nemesisboy post like this. --- "Lead singer of Ligion waiting in line at Krispy Kreme" --- ha.
Posted 05/05/2007 at 09:25:49 AMI'm calling Shenanigans on the David Dewese sightings! He's touring Asia right now (in a band, not the military). I can confirm the Meg White/Bill Hall story, though!
Posted 05/05/2007 at 09:31:33 AMChris, I can't belive my spot-on lip-synching for the Features video didn't make your list. I'm kinda famous, right?
Chris Slack shitting diamonds all over town!
Posted 05/05/2007 at 04:15:31 PMSo Drogul's leaving Autovaughn? What are they doing now?
Posted 05/06/2007 at 05:30:52 PMi think they are just going to retire and buy houses, boats and whatnot with all their money. isn't that what slack did?
Posted 05/07/2007 at 07:56:12 AMI've lived in Nashville for 5.5 years and have never seen a 'celebrity'. Then again its hard to see them when you never leave the house...
Posted 05/07/2007 at 08:55:10 AMWell I've seen a lot of celebrities, and believe me, Shoegazer, they're just like you and Ethan, except with human heads.
Posted 05/07/2007 at 09:37:51 AMLOL
Posted 05/07/2007 at 10:47:45 AMWell I've seen a lot of celebrities, and believe me, Shoegazer, they're just like you and Ethan, except with human heads. \
Posted 05/07/2007 at 10:47:54 AMSo they're scragly haired shut-ins whose only joys in life are internet pron and acting like an ass on local blogs?
sounds about right to me
Posted 05/07/2007 at 12:54:45 PMJohn Bruton- seen drinking water at Mercy Lounge
Posted 05/07/2007 at 02:08:36 PMTalking Business with me
:)
John Bruton - speaking on the phone with me and working his ass off... as usual.
Posted 05/07/2007 at 02:22:29 PMShane Spresser recording a solo album under the name of DJ Gorgeous Mane.
Posted 05/07/2007 at 02:30:19 PMok, so the DJ Gorgeous Mane was a joke..
Posted 05/07/2007 at 09:06:05 PMbut, as far as i can tell, due to a few departures the Velcro Stars are no more and SHane has talked about starting a "super-group" called Meat Pleaser. Keith will be getting a full time job in murfreesboro and writing music and selling it t the highest bidder.. he's actually in talks with Ben Kwellers people about some of his old Velma vs. Daphne songs. anyway, i just figured youd all want to know.
Mmm...internet prawn.
Posted 05/07/2007 at 09:47:10 PMMan, I love Jamie Curtis.
Posted 05/07/2007 at 11:09:43 PMwell, i gotta tell the truth since no one else is.
Posted 05/08/2007 at 01:00:21 AMalso, Ghostfinger is being sued by Pringles
Posted 05/08/2007 at 01:07:57 AMComment removed.
Posted 05/09/2007 at 08:05:00 PMummm.. wow.
Posted 05/09/2007 at 09:20:27 PMComment removed.
Posted 05/10/2007 at 02:02:29 AMMan, nothing is more mysterious than "Comment removed." I think I'd pay serious pesos to see those enigmatic redactions. Who's with me?
Posted 05/10/2007 at 02:25:32 PMthey were spam for some weird Spanish site. it was just a bunch of html. no mysteries there.
Posted 05/10/2007 at 07:59:56 PMGlory be! I was really counting on a link to a picture of Jamie Curtis' sweaty glands.
Posted 05/10/2007 at 09:07:27 PMwell if thats all it takes: my big sweaty self, the new drummer for velcro stars/meat pleaser
Posted 05/11/2007 at 02:15:35 PMI am your hairless body twin. We are the loneliest of the lonely men.
Posted 05/13/2007 at 06:05:10 PMI write bad, bad lyrics all day.