Show 'Em What You Got
We've said it before: Bites has the funniest readers around. Here’s a creative exercise to keep your chops up, so to speak. Write a caption for this cake, featured at the uproarious site Cake Wrecks. Your humor will be admired by all, and perhaps we can find some crap to foist off on a worthy prize to award to the most creative entry.
When you’re done, swallow your coffee first, then go read the real caption to indulge in a gut-shaking laugh.
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A cautionary confection of summer melon overindulgence: "My bundt hurts."
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 30 2008 @ 10:06AM"Honey, get the car --I've lost my plug!"
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 31 2008 @ 8:11AMis this thread moderated? this could get very graphic
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 31 2008 @ 9:06PMSara Lee proudly sponsors tonight's performance of The Vagina Monologues.
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 31 2008 @ 9:53PM"Is that a creme filling, or are you just glad to see me?"
"I remember my first piece."
"Let's see Ted Allen eat that."
Posted On: Monday, Sep. 1 2008 @ 12:21AMThis week on the Ace of Cakes: Duff and the crew create a cake to celebrate Gallagher finally coming out of the closet...
Posted On: Monday, Sep. 1 2008 @ 9:47AMI hit enter too soon -- that would be better as:
"...to celebrate Gallagher's successful sex-change operation..."
Posted On: Monday, Sep. 1 2008 @ 9:53AM"Children, this is what stage 1 of Syphilis looks like"
Posted On: Monday, Sep. 1 2008 @ 3:12PMThis is what it looks like after the Pillsbury Doughboy and his friends run a train.
Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 2 2008 @ 8:52AMThis is the perfect cake for the launch party for watermelon-scented maxi pads. It's refreshing AND fun! Like Bubbletape for your vagina!
Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 2 2008 @ 10:50AM
Scratch an M&M and you'll see they bleed chocolate, just like the rest of us.
or
Finally, a Depends for candies.
Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 2 2008 @ 11:29AM"After movie night at Stephen King's, Kermit can't seem to wake up from his 'Carrie' nightmare."
Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 2 2008 @ 1:44PM
