Show 'Em What You Got
We've said it before: Bites has the funniest readers around. Here’s a creative exercise to keep your chops up, so to speak. Write a caption for this cake, featured at the uproarious site Cake Wrecks. Your humor will be admired by all, and perhaps we can find some crap to foist off on a worthy prize to award to the most creative entry.
When you’re done, swallow your coffee first, then go read the real caption to indulge in a gut-shaking laugh.
Category:
Party Mix
Comments
A cautionary confection of summer melon overindulgence: "My bundt hurts."
Posted 08/30/2008 at 10:06:06 AMYou've been tickled enough, Elmo.
Posted 08/30/2008 at 09:24:33 PM"Honey, get the car --I've lost my plug!"
Posted 08/31/2008 at 08:11:17 AMis this thread moderated? this could get very graphic
Posted 08/31/2008 at 09:06:55 PMSara Lee proudly sponsors tonight's performance of The Vagina Monologues.
Posted 08/31/2008 at 09:53:05 PM"Is that a creme filling, or are you just glad to see me?"
"I remember my first piece."
"Let's see Ted Allen eat that."
Posted 09/01/2008 at 12:21:40 AMTablescape THIS, you bitch!
Posted 09/01/2008 at 09:43:06 AMThis week on the Ace of Cakes: Duff and the crew create a cake to celebrate Gallagher finally coming out of the closet...
Posted 09/01/2008 at 09:47:31 AMI hit enter too soon -- that would be better as:
"...to celebrate Gallagher's successful sex-change operation..."
Posted 09/01/2008 at 09:53:44 AM"Children, this is what stage 1 of Syphilis looks like"
Posted 09/01/2008 at 03:12:29 PMThis is what it looks like after the Pillsbury Doughboy and his friends run a train.
Posted 09/02/2008 at 08:52:31 AMThis is the perfect cake for the launch party for watermelon-scented maxi pads. It's refreshing AND fun! Like Bubbletape for your vagina!
Posted 09/02/2008 at 10:50:27 AMScratch an M&M and you'll see they bleed chocolate, just like the rest of us.
or
Finally, a Depends for candies.
Posted 09/02/2008 at 11:29:16 AMIt melts in your hand, not in your mouth.
Posted 09/02/2008 at 01:01:04 PM"After movie night at Stephen King's, Kermit can't seem to wake up from his 'Carrie' nightmare."
Posted 09/02/2008 at 01:44:47 PM