Impulse Buy: Pringles Baked Wheat Stix

Having managed to convert the sliced potato into a vaguely recognizable artificial facsimile, Pringles has now turned its sculptural capabilities to the wheat stalk. Into the Pringles matter transporter goes wheat flour, margarine, palm oil, sugar and other sundry ingredients. A pushed button later, the result is Pringles Baked Wheat Stix, sturdy little broomstraws that come 10 packets to a box for your lunching/snacking convenience.
Visually and texturally, Pringles Baked Wheat Stix are appealing. The slender breadsticks have a golden toasted color and subtle cross-hatch marks like the indentations on a pretzel. The taste, though, is a bit odd. We bought the Crunchy Wheat variety expecting the unadorned taste of grain. Instead, we got a strong up-front tang most Bites tasters compared to Cheese Nips.
This wouldn't have been so disconcerting if the cheese taste (or any other) had been advertised. A glance at the ingredients provided a list of potential suspects, including "2 percent or less of" garlic, celery, pepper, egg, dried potatoes, and concentrated chicken stock. Among those, the taste none of us could single out was wheat. Maybe it's so superconcentrated and steroidal that it's hard to recognize—like the bulked-up potato taste that permeates a Pringle.
Random comments from our tasters:
Steve (munching thoughtfully): "It tastes like a Ritz cracker pounded out flat, then rubbed with Rold Gold."
Lee: "I can't get past that canned-butter taste."
Tracy: "It tastes like Cheese Nips, only blander."
(Thanks to Rob Williams for the scan.)




Comments
Prediction: Pringles Baked Wheat Stix will soon be found at your local Big Lots.
Posted 08/28/2008 at 04:26:07 PMI thought exactly the same thing. It's the elephant's graveyard for the Next Big Snack Craze.
Once in a while, though, I get a strange yen for Pringles that a real-deal Lay's potato chip just cannot satisfy. Just as maybe once every five years or so I get nostalgic for the taste of a Big Mac. Until I actually try it, and then I remember why I swore them off.
Posted 08/28/2008 at 06:37:09 PM