All hail the Walrus, the People's Food Critic. He is the new black. If this guy doesn't become a regular, I'm cancelling my season tickets.

Isn't that what we're all trying to do? Talk about restaurants and food we like in the hopes that other people will eat there so it won't close down?

hi everyone,

the walrus and i would like to formally announce our engagement. yes, i realize we jumped quickly, and then there's that whole age difference thing... but still, we felt that we had a lot to work with. opposites attract and all that good stuff...

the reception will be held at cici's pizza.

bongo the rocket dog has agreed to be my matron of honor.

it's what i've always dreamed of.

Walrus, you seemed to apologize a bit, but you don't need to. Plus, the stream of comments evoked by your videos and subsequent responses made Claudia call some dude a dickwad...awesome. It would be cool for you and Claudia to both go to the same place at the same time and post a review/blog about the place. Please note that I am not suggesting a contest. They would obviously both be completely different, but both equally authentic. It might be interesting to see the different takes.

I am a simply a fat man that enjoys food...

Dude, you've got exactly the same qualifications as me! Plus you have a cell phone.

Also, the dickwad had it coming.

Watch out Mr. Pink, Mr. Blonde is a friend of mine.

Mr. Blonde will never associate with someone that goes by the handle "bongo the rocket dog"

cuttingly yours

Mr. Blonde