How Does Your (Restaurant) Garden Grow?

Posted April 08, 2008 at 12:44:17 PM by Carrington Fox

First there was Basil, then came Lemongrass. Now we're getting Wild Ginger. It seems you can't open a restaurant these days without naming it for a zingy, herbaceous flavor. There's also Jasmine, Kalamata's, Agave, Acorn, the bygone Grape, the long-awaited Allium and the redundant Tomato, Tomato in Murfreesboro, not to mention anagrams Lime and Miel—though the latter, which is French and Spanish for “honey,” isn't a plant but is the byproduct of one.

Given the long-overdue pendulum swing toward fresh ingredients and healthy foods, it's no wonder that restaurants are getting away from names that include manufacturing references, such as Factory, Company or Kitchen, instead branding themselves with simple, earthy raw materials. Hell, botanical nomenclature appears to have worked for Chile's and Chipotle. It makes you wonder what spicy names will come next.

The McCormick Flavor Forecast 2008, a gorgeous piece of trend-spotting propaganda from the Maryland-based spice powerhouse, lists 10 au courant flavor pairings that could give some insight into trendy names of the future. According to McCormick, the chic flavor duos of 2008 are:

Oregano and heirloom beans
Vanilla bean and cardamom
Chile and cocoa
Coriander and coconut water
Lemongrass and lychee
Red curry and masa
Orange peel and natural wood
Allspice and exotic meats
Poppy seed and rose
Rubbed sage and rye whiskey

As far as possible restaurant names, Lemongrass and Chile are already spoken for locally, and chef Mark Miller claimed Sage in 1992 when he launched the now-shuttered Red Sage in Washington, D.C.

Whiskey sounds like a bar, Cocoa a dessert shop, and Rose a florist. Poppy Seed and Vanilla Bean could be baby boutiques. Coconut Water and Orange Peel would make good spas.

Cardamom? No. Masa? Maybe. Anyone for dinner at Heirloom Beans? No thanks. (Grandma, that was disgusting.)

Exotic Meats and Natural Wood have branding potential—but not for restaurants.

Which leaves Oregano, Coriander, Lychee, Red Curry and Allspice, none of which is all that enticing.

So perhaps we should seek some trendy foodstuffs as yet unclaimed by McCormick's. I'm holding out for chic new eateries Arugula, Yuzu and Cilantro—which, for some reason, sounds better than its British equivalent, Coriander. And maybe a tip of the farmer's cap to our own native flora. Join me, anyone, at Ramp, Dandelion or Poke Salad?

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mr. pink said:

I can vouch for vanilla bean and cardamom, which are great in coffee with a little cinnamon. Chile and cocoa is so 2000 (or whenever the hell Chocolat came out).

I'd love a place called Red Curry. The logo could be the iconic Che image, except with the likeness of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

Lesley said:

All Spice and Exotic Meats would be a great name to lure in the BDSM clientele, but only if "vanilla" was avoided.

If I were to be inspired by my own garden, my choices in names would be limited to henbit, crabgrass and spurge. Not terribly appetizing...

Steve H. said:

All Spice and the Exotic Meats is a pretty good band name, actually.

(duck) said:

Continuing the celebrity restaurant trend, Spike Lee is planning to open a minstrel dinner theater (a la "Bamboozled") with a Latin twist -- called "Yes, Masa".

pogo said:

I'm holding out for a spicy Thai tea place called SriraChai...

mr. pink said:

...henbit, crabgrass and spurge...

Sounds like a law firm in Bleak House.

TobintheGnome said:

Why do the ingredients get all the glory? What about the growing medium? If I ever start a restaurant it will be called 'compost'

Carrington said:

That sounds really crappy.

fluffernutter said:

The Pink Peppercorn, for the nouvelle ladies who lunch.
Rue, the eatery for the chronically depressed artist
Wild Thyme, for college students on spring break
But what I'm really waiting for is .... Fluffernutter, the junk food restaurant with a touch of protein.
Somebody stop me!

Mary Coleman said:

Mr. Pink...
Brilliant!!!
Would Guppy be employed there?

Jim Voorhies said:

So you don't think Cardamom's Home Cooking would go over? I bet they'd have great pies.

mr. pink said:

Sign me up for the Fluffernutter restaurant. I'm picturing sandwiches such as marshmallow cream on zwieback (the Fluffercruncher), marshmallow cream and hazelnut spread on panettone (the Fluffernutellatone), and marshmallow cream on a hoagie roll with grilled onion and peppers (the Philly Fluffer).

You need a surly, impatient counter man who would become known as the Fluffernazi.

pogo said:

...not to mention the cross-promotional opportunities with Fluffo mattresses...

mr. pink said:

On a side note, I've always wanted to open a restaurant called Le Charme Discret where no one ever gets served.

fluffernutter said:

Pink, just one word: Bwhahaha! -- (Fluffernutellazone sounds great!)


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