Gone Fishin': Pith is Off Today

Sarah's coming over to our house for the annual Fish Fry & Scientologist Hunt. It's bring your own guns and liquor. Everyone's invited! Even sissy office workers like us need to rest sometime. So thanks to our corporate masters, we've...

He is a Loathsome, Offensive Brute. Yet I Can't Look Away.

No, we're not talking about "The Kramer." It's time again for the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest held every year on the corner of Surf and Stillwell avenues in Coney Island, NY. Televised live...

Happy America! Don't Drive Drunk! We're on Vacation!

Happy America weekend, everyone! Team Cream will be getting drunk and blowing shit up like real Americans for the next few days, so posting will be light, as they say. Speaking of getting drunk, on my way to work the...
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